[ Evil Tess Harding ]
In mid summer, July I guess,
She came to town the evil Tess.
And then at last this girl appeared,
She did exactly what they feared.
She manipulated the thoughts in Max's mind
By doing this she felt so much divine.
All her fans liked her sassy smile.
They even liked her looks, they even liked her style.
She thinks it's her fate,
To be Max, but she's too late.
But the one he loves got there before her
Her name is Liz and he absolutely adores her.
If you like Tess, you must be nuts,
We absolutely hate her guts.
I really hate Tess,
She has caused a terrible mess,
She killed Alex, what more does she progress.
I am so glad she's not coming back next season.
If she did come back I'll accuse her for treason.
If Liz gets Max, we will be happy,
But without Tess the storyline gets sappy.
And without Tess the world will end.